In a volatile economic market I can think of no better cushion (aside from cash and gold bullion) than duct tape. And the good news is, you probably already have some lying around from when you stocked up after 9/11.
Aside from it’s obvious usefulness as an anti-terrorist tool, duct tape is one of those simple products that fulfill a wide variety of needs, (kind of like cheap vodka).
Naturally, it serves all the adhesive functions more costly Scotch and masking tapes do, but because of it’s strength, duct tape does so much more.
This invaluable tape seals your home, refrigerator box, tent or garbage bag from inclement weather and noxious fumes. But that’s only the beginning.
It’ also can be used to fix shoes, coats, hems and handbags. If your “vintage” Pradas are beyond repair, you can use duct tape to fashion a brand new pair of flip flops. Learn how to make flip flops out of duct tape.
If you’re loathe to carry your worldly possessions in generic shopping bags, use this miracle tape to repair the tears in your old Hermes, Gucci and Prada shopping bags. Or try making your own personal statement with a handmade duct tape bag. Use it to waterproof and repair your new sofa that you found on the street. You can even make a wallet if you’re feeling lucky. Go crazy, metallic is in. (click to learn more tricks with duct tape)
Duct tape can also substitute for thousands of dollars in cosmetic procedures and expensive foundations and undergarments.
For example, if you’re noticing a little sagging along the neck and jowl lines, simply pull the lose skin behind your neck and duct tape it back there. Use this method for whatever parts are sagging (ie breasts, buttocks, underarms and thighs. Hint: shave the area you affix the tape to in order to avoid unnecessary pain should you ever decide to remove the duct tape.
In short, duct tape is probably one of the few investments you made over the past 10 years that’s worth anything today. There’s no better time to reap the dividends.